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Crappy's Fake Simulator!!!!!!!!!!

By not.unnamed676767676767676767 Updated 2026/04/11 4:20 PM CET Sol's RNG Eon 1-67

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A game I am currently in the proccess of making! Unnamed's RNG Server Join my community and play my RNG game! ➜ ➜ ➜ Nolifers Discord Join an awesome Sol's related community! ➜ ➜ ➜ Project Repository Source code

Just keep rollin' Just keep rollin'

Honestly bro... Just roll...

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[Tip] Suzy: Get Lucky

Ballerino Capuchino was here...

Control your whatever man...

Bla.. Bla.. Bla...

Yea, Luck something. Go nuts

VIP Luck

None

We're Sorry! (1.2×)

Dave's Luck

None

XYZ Event (2×)

XC Event (2×)

Axis Event (2×)

Word Event (1.2×)

Dorcelessness (2×)

YG Blessing

Guess what this is!!!

NO DESCRIPTION FOR HINTS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dev Biomes

Enable to access experimental biomes like Another Realm and Unknown.

Luck Total

Roll Amount

Biome/Dimension

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Rune

None

Time

Neutral

Events

No events enabled

Valentine 2024 April Fools 2024 Summer 2024 RIA 2024 Halloween 2024 Winter 2025 April Fools 2025 Summer 2025 Halloween 2025 Winter 2026 Valentine 2026 Easter 2026 April Fools 2026

[GLOBAL]: FORTE HAS BEEN PIXELATED

I spent a lot of time writing all these stupid short idiotic sentences for this stupid event... Just go ahead, it's not like you don't know what this is, it's pretty explanetory whatever you're seeing below this is...

Luck Presets

Quick Device & Buff Presets - (VIP & VIP+ not included)

Roll Presets

This is the only one you get lol

[GLOBAL]: @nik_kat HAS FOUND Abyssal Hunter, CHANCE OF 1 IN 400,000,000!

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Credits

Idea inspired by Catwhole.

Glitch biome backdrop courtesy of ComedicChicken.
Erebus cutscene courtesy of 4zell.
Lamenthyr cutscene courtesy of Ray.
Dreammetric cutscene courtesy of Bocchi..
Equinox cutscene courtesy of Silver :3.
Oppression cutscene courtesy of SorrVriety.
Oblivion cutscene courtesy of Mr-yani.
Neferkhaf cutscene courtesy of Sirothereal.
Illusionary cutscene courtesy of Chromm & segyun(person who obtained Illusionary).
Winter Garden cutscene courtesy of Ray & Matt(person who helped me).
Dream Traveler cutscene courtesy of floob.
Cyberspace song courtesy of Veens.
Dreamspace song courtesy of 53_Axis.
Unkown biome song courtesy of Derpcat.
Leviathan cutscene courtesy of @reeseyhi.
Breakthrough cutscene courtesy of @INCONCEIVABLE.
Monarch cutscene courtesy of floob.
赤月の破片 cutscene courtesy of carno._..
Aegis : Eggis cutscene courtesy of poland2q.
Y.O.L.K.E.G.G. cutscene courtesy of poland2q.
Sky Festival cutscene courtesy of callumcat_.
Equinox : You Are An Idiot cutscene courtesy of gold_solsrng.
A Fool's Experience cutscene courtesy of fawqz.
P.U.K.E.K.O.G.O.D cutscene courtesy of kutay1000.

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Donations Recent Support Chesser - $5 | Stoopid Sols Rat - $1

Note: Cutscenes will now play on every screen size, but it is HEAVILY recommended to use a 16:9 ratio display with a resolution higher than 1280×720 for the best experience.

Rotate for the best cutscenes: If possible, rotate your device to landscape before rolling to enjoy cutscenes in their intended view.

Cyberspace notice: Illusionary rolls at a true 1 in 10,000,000 chance... WHO CARED AND WHO ASKED

Biome requirements: Ensure required events and time settings are active.

YG Blessing notice: YG blessing has not been obtainable while these events have been occurring in Sol's RNG (yet).

Heads up: Rolling more than 1,000,000,000 times may take a very long time depending on your computer or device. Continue?

Allow background rolling: Keep processing simulations when this tab is in the background or not focused.

This may increase CPU or battery usage while runs are active. You can disable background rolling anytime from Settings.

True chance display: When enabled, rolled auras in your feed include an extra line showing their true "1 in X" chance based on your active luck.

This is useful if you want exact chance context while reviewing simulation results.

Audio Settings

Adjust the volume for each channel independently.

Background Music 50%

Cutscene Sounds 50%

Obtain Sounds 50%

UI Sounds

Quality Preferances

Fine tune visual performance settings and effects.

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Toggle tiers to skip them in the roll feed and image sharing.

Filter Auras

Toggle specific auras to skip them in the roll feed and image sharing.

Version changelog

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Version vFIVEFIVE.SIXTYNINE-SIXSEVEN Update Notes

Easter & April Fools Part 2

Updated 2026/04/11 at 4:20 PM CET

Latest changes:

April Fools Part 2 & Easter Event Part 2 has BEGUN!

Added FIVE new April Fools auras:

Impeached : ImCrine 1 in 250,000,000
Surfer : Symphony 1 in 600,000,000
Workshop : System 1 in 650,000,000
P.U.K.E.K.O.G.O.D 1 in 1,000,000,000
A Fool's Experience 1 in 1,000,000,000

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version vFIVE.FIVEFIVE-SIXTYNINE-SIXSEVEN Update Notes

April Fools Event 2026 | BABAHAHHAA

Updated 2026/04/08 at 7:30 PM CET

Latest changes:

April Fools Event 2026 has BEGUN!

April Fools Event 2026 is now default enabled together with Easter Event 2026!
No skipping cutscenes for a while HEHHHHHHH 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
HERE'S A SEGMENT WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. TAKE THAT FOOLS!!! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Ballerino Capuchino, Trallalero Trallala & Tung Tung Tung Sahur took a visit! See if you can find them 👀
Added 10 +67 new April Fools Event 2026 auras:

Burger 1 in 676,767
StarRider : yourdidit 1 in 1,234,567 (1 in 246,913 in Starfall)
Bounded : Kidnapped 1 in 2,000,000
Very Small Sewage Rat That's About 3.082 Studs Long 1 in 20,070,629
Pukeko : Jumping 1 in 31,980,000
Aether : Dissapointment 1 in 33,333,330 (1 in 6,666,666 in Heaven)
Bloated.exe 1 in 67,676,767
Doodle : Abyssal Hunter 1 in 400,000,000
Lumenpool : Ramenpool 1 in 630,000,000 (1 in 157,500,000 in Rainy)
Equinox : youareanidiot 1 in 2,500,000,000

Added 2 returning April Fools auras:

Pukeko 1 in 3,198
Flushed : Troll 1 in 1,000,000

Thanks to Stoopid Sols Rat for Donating 1$!

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.750 Update Notes

Easter Event | Part 1

Updated 2026/03/28 at 1:55 PM CET

Latest changes:

Easter Event 2026 has BEGUN!

Easter Event 2026 is now the default enabled event!
Added 9 new Easter Event 2026 auras:

Hatchwarden 1 in 40,000,000
Emperor 1 in 80,000,000
Eggsistance 1 in 377,777,777
Revive 1 in 645,000,000
Eggore 1 in 700,000,000
Eostre 1 in 1,000,000,000
Aegis : Eggis 1 in 1,150,000,000
Y.O.L.K.E.G.G. 1 in 1,780,808,080
Sky Festival 1 in 2,000,000,000

Added 3 new default auras:

Kawaii 1 in 12,300
Starborn72,000,000
Celestial : Eclipse 1 in 384,400,000

Fixed some icons not appearing.

Thanks to Chesser for Donating 5$!

I'm heading away for the next week so April Fools will have to wait until after 7th of April Sorry /_\

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.730 Update Notes

Support :)

Updated 2026/03/18 at 3:30 PM CET

Latest changes:

Updated Dreammetric's cutscene Credits to Bocchi
Added a dedicated donation section with direct support buttons.

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.720 Update Notes

Glitch aura Addition

Updated 2026/03/16 at 11:52 AM CET

Latest changes:

Updated Nyctophobia 's cutscene. By me now
Updated all Glitch auras to appear at the complete top.
Added a new aura:

[CONTENT DELETED] 1 in 4,040 - In Glitch (Unaffected by luck).

This aura has not yet been confirmed on obtainment, so this is how it'll stay until further info has been confirmed released.

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.716 Update Notes

Aura Addition

Updated 2026/03/14 at 10:42 AM CET

Latest changes:

Added 5 new auras:

ゴシック 1 in 1,000,001
Orion 1 in 3,000,000
Wraith 1 in 4,100,000
Sapphire: Peace1 in 11,000,500
Godslayer1,100,100,100

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.715 Update Notes

UI Rework & Device Parity

Updated 2026/03/12 at 5:30 PM CET

Latest changes:

Reworked the Run Parameters UI and Luck Multiplier.
The website now has full support for any device and screen sizes!

Phones, tablets, wide-screens, any device you're on? No sweat, they're all supported now!

Switch thumbs now adapt their animation for how the length of the Switch is determined from your device
Specific containers have been reworked to fit in with more readability and At least it looks cleaner now :3

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.712 Update Notes

Update Log Changes

Updated 2026/03/08 at 5:40 AM CET

Latest changes:

Reworked the Update Changelog method of displaying each update.

With this method, even older versions are easily viewable at any time instead of being removed :3

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.711 Update Notes

Limbo Global SFX Fix

Updated 2026/03/05 at 9:40 PM CET

Latest changes:

A quick simple re-addition of the Limbo Global SFX.

Made the Limbo Global SFX a little cleaner by re-recording it and balancing the audio for the rest of sounds

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.710 Update Notes

Red Full Moon | 赤月の破片

Updated 2026/02/28 at 12:50 PM CET

Latest changes:

The Red Full Moon Update!.
Added 8 new auras:

Hydrogen 1 in 1,111
Flutter : Buggify 1 in 2,000,000
Plasma 1 in 20,600,000
Ruby : Brimstone 1 in 24,000,000
Lily 1 in 112,000,000
Raven : Plague 1 in 200,000,000 inside of Limbo
Sailor : Admiral 1 in 540,000,000 (135,000,000 inside of Rainy)
赤月の破片 1 in 1,000 from Red Moon Potion

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.707 Update Notes

Accurate Simulation Display Update

Updated 2026/02/20 at 1:20 PM CET

Latest changes:

A new True Chance display has been added.

When enabled in settings, each rolled aura now shows its accurate relative chance based on your selected luck.

Thanks to cutie_suzy for this idea.

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.704 Update Notes

Bug Fixes

Updated 2026/02/17 at 06:00 AM CET

Latest changes:

Fixed aura naming typo from Pythos to Pythios.
Updated filtering so Borealis is treated as a challenged aura.
Updated filtering so Glitch is treated as a challenged aura.

Thanks to aksiz.dos_33995 for reporting these bugs.

Glitch will now display as it does in-game.
Borealis will now display as it does in-game.
Oppression will now display as it does in-game.
Dreammetric will now display as it does in-game.

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed

Version v1.703 Update Notes

Pixelated Remains

Updated 2026/02/16 at 06:10 PM CET

The PIXELATED once claimed him, but their pattern has settled. Yet the word still holds scattered squares within. Press it thirteen times… and see if the signal answers.

Version v1.702 Update Notes

Aura & Biome Style Alignment

Updated 2026/02/15 at 11:00 PM CET

Latest changes:

Updated Edict to look accurate as in Sol's RNG.
Updated Clockwork to look accurate as in Sol's RNG.

(When Eon 2 👀)

If there's any bugs you encounter, please DM me here @not.unnamed